Seven Signs of the Impending Apocalypse

I was sent this screenshot by someone who was surprised and I think a little weirded-out by the Facebook Connect / Profile images pulled into the page.  

But when asked to "look closely," I thought the point of the screenshot was that every story and every ad is basically a death-knell for our species.

1. Boobs and bugs.  Every man is basically 12 years old.
2. The fact that I know who these jokers are makes me angry
3. This is news?  Who Asked?
4. Old ladies in tubs.
5. Man whores.
6. There is a creepy relationship between these folks, that's the point of this image.
7. Oh, these gentlemen do drugs?  Really?

Good morning to you too, huffinton post.